I Am Very Nonplussed

  So you know that weird high school tradition of homecoming and football and weird things that some people actually care about? I was coerced into going. And the person I am going with? Apparently his family refers to me as "Princess Ariel".

...I have nothing to say about this. I am no princess.

And his older brother apparently calls me "Astrid". For anyone who knows me, what part of my name makes you think "Astrid"? 

   And of course, swimming and male drag suits. Enough said.

   In other news, I have got to start actually caring about school. And swimming. And violin. And basically everything else I do.